Consider the man before you--the well dressed Geocacher. Note his attention to detail and carefully chosen wardrobe:
Note the head gear, referred to hereinafter as "hat". A carefully chosen hat with some sort of not readily identifiable logo starts to lead the casual observer of the male Geocacher (hereinafter "GC'er) to believe that this is not just a relatively indolent individual but someone who has a job, just not a readily apparent one.
Note the blue jacket, again this reinforces the idea of someone who is employed by some sort of corporation and is at this site, at this time, on official business.
Observe the object dangling around his neck, the GPSr. What is it? No one quite knows, but the mere fact that the GC'er refers frequently to it and seems to follow its every twitching and trembling means that this is important equipment that requires some great level of knowledge to operate.
See the pen clipped to the tee shirt neckline? It is purposely chosen to be highly visible and is positioned such that the GC'er can quickly reach it to record important data.
Not visible in this rare photo is the clipboard and notes thereon that the GC'er frequently refers to. Someone loitering at some public location is just that--a loiterer and therefore up to no good. Someone referring to an unknown piece of electronic equipment (See GPSr, above) and writing notes on a clipboard is recording needed data for reference at some later time and remote place.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to set before you the Well Dressed Geocacher.
That is just great LOL! The only thing missing is the laurel wreath, all hail the new "GC Laureate".
ReplyDeleteDan, you've really outdone yourself.